Brokebitch tip 5,00034

Hey there. Wanna get a little extra with your expensive addiction of Starbucks,  get a free sample or not buy napkins FOREVER!?  HERE YA GO. love,  Brokebitch 1.When grabbing your fave addictive stimulant at Starbucks. Grab EVERYTHING on the condiment bar. A. Napkins B. Plastic fork C. Sugar packets. 2. When at a beauty store…

The lies we tell…

Today my therapist said something that BLEW. MY. MIND. She said today’s weather is dreary. I said ya “it’s Monday” then she said it. “That’s a lie society tells us.  having a bad day doesn’t always happen on a Monday, it has the same potential to be a good day if you have a positive…

Dear Mandi, (a letter to my teenage self)

FIRSTLY,  YOU are pretty AND awkward. However,  it’s all good because you became funny because you weren’t busy dating a loser guy with barely any chest hair. You are not fat. You have curves and one day you’ll have perky boobs when others have droopy orange at the bottom of a pair of hose looking…

It’s impossible to eat all your feelings.

When the shit hit the fan in May I went to the help of some crappy friends, Ben & Jerry. They suck because those bastards caused me to gain 10 pounds of FEELINGS…that added to an already overweight body.  However,  I still wanted more. So I ate more. I could never eat enough to get…

Say Thank You more and get more.

I’ve found most people like to be appreciated. So why would money or the universe not want more gratitude from us? Have you ever said thanks to money? To be honest I usually curse money because I need more or I have to pay my stupid electric bill! Instead let’s flip it. So say I…

BADASSES unite

I’m a bad-ass and you are too.  The latest self discovery comes from reading Jen Sincero’s You Are A Bad-ass. Also my muses as an adult babysitter aka Substitute teacher. 1. So I’ve always been pissed when I get in trouble for things I didn’t say because I’m the loudest. Well either I’m gonna have…

Walking through a dark tunnel…

“Walking through a dark narrow tunnel” With no-one else. With no flashlight Because your friend bails No direction in sight Trying to lift your sails your tears soak the sails; so no flight Every moment you try to bail But there is no end in sight The dark tunnel swallows you whole, it’s like a…

Cinderella effect

I was talking to a radio mentor,  Lori when I asked why women tend to not like other women with talent. She said it’s  the “Cinderella effect”. It was an a-ha moment!  She went on to say we grow up thinking only one woman can get the glass slipper and there’s only one prince!  When…

If kids were adults we’d live happier…

So as I play teacher as a temporary sub I’ve learned a few things from kids. A. They get upset but get over it quickly,  b. They say they’re sorry. C. They give love I was at recess duty when two 7 year old girls said a boy was being mean to them on the…

Let’s hope I’m having a Mandy Moore moment…

I wondered what happened to Mandy Moore. I knew she had married then gotten divorcetd. However,  the last I remember she was in “A Walk to Remember” which I loved. I also loved her pop hit “I Wanna Be with You” I own the CD. Then I heard about this new tear jearker “This is…

Gratitude brings multitude

I really believe in the power of being grateful. Every time I sit and write a list of gratitude,  I feel happy and productive. Being grateful makes me want to do more in my life. I also believe you have to remind your brain to focus on the good. Your brain is like a manual…