Dear Mandi, (a letter to my teenage self)

FIRSTLY,  YOU are pretty AND awkward. However,  it’s all good because you became funny because you weren’t busy dating a loser guy with barely any chest hair. You are not fat. You have curves and one day you’ll have perky boobs when others have droopy orange at the bottom of a pair of hose looking…

It’s impossible to eat all your feelings.

When the shit hit the fan in May I went to the help of some crappy friends, Ben & Jerry. They suck because those bastards caused me to gain 10 pounds of FEELINGS…that added to an already overweight body.  However,  I still wanted more. So I ate more. I could never eat enough to get…